I stole this from ~Flav10mPM (https://www.deviantart.com/flav10mpm), so yeah. You put your name in here: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php and you get facts about your name in the Chuck Norris style. Pretty awesome.
1. Fernanda beat the Sun in a staring contest.
2. 182,000 Americans die from Fernanda-related accidents every year. (Sorry americans ):)
3. In a tagteam match, Fernanda was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. She pinned all 3 at the same time.
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Fernanda once swallowed a turtle whole, and when she crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned k